Anonymous asked:
how was yo friday!
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my Friday was arite yo! hung out wit da bitches and saw my man! and yeah did absolutely nothing so it was just like any other Friday but thanks for asking lol
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
im kinda clingy yo like…why you take ten minutes to reply. I missed you. Get back here.
yo when am i gonna start lookin good?
when you stop comparing your beautiful body to other beautiful bodies as if two pieces of art could be compared at all. then you realize you looked good the whole time yet you didn’t see
nigga im ugly like shit
Me, with my indie folk gf
Her: The cider on my tongue is hot with false rememberings and that’s what summer means to me
Me: Yo, what the fuck do you ever be talking about?
We really went from “Kiss Me Thru The Phone” to “Snapchat me that pussy”…
- @Dee_Symone via Twitter
Cause soulja boy was 18 and yo gotti is 63. old men dont got time
I HATE HA
Katie: “So girl, you know I’ve been eating my rice and cabbage, and I think my butt gettin’ big!”
Friend offscreen: “Bitch, where?!” [somber music plays in background] “Shut yo’ flat ass up! When you sit down your ass bones crack! Panties fall every time you put them on!”
Me, with my indie folk gf
Her: The cider on my tongue is hot with false rememberings and that’s what summer means to me
Me: Yo, what the fuck do you ever be talking about?